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frost pixies made me do it!

by Lanyard

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say, hey, come here, let me tell you something. yeah, let me tell you something about the ice cream youre eating right there.so you ever eat or drink something really cold really quickly and then your brain goes all cold for a couple seconds, what do you call that? yeah, brain freeze? thats what you think. thats what you know it as. see, scientists have proven that cold food and drinks cannot directly affect the brain, due to the amygdala having a special heat shield. so whats really causing that, you ask? okay get a load of this. frost pixies. that's right, frost pixies. write it down. so whats really going on in there is little frost pixies little woodland creatures that are living in that cold food or beverage. what happens when you eat it too quick, the acceleration of the food going down your windpipe allows the frost pixies to travel to your brain and when you get that cold sensation in your brain, thats really the frost pixies laying their eggs in your brain. so what you gotta do- where you going? come back! im telling you how to not get frost pixies in your brain!

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released June 29, 2020

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